hannibal au where everything is the same but hannibal is played by hannibal buress
'ayyy, the pickle juice is people.'
"he’s got like 7 dogs, thats way too many dogs they dont do shit. theyve never been on animal planet they’re not even famous dogs"
"I hate you and I hope you forget how to draw a clock, and if you don’t know how to draw a clock, I hope you learn how to draw a clock and then you forget how to draw a clock."
Lupita Nyong’o accepting her Academy Award for Best Actress in a Supporting Role.
That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.
That is the sickest shit ever
i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.
I just don’t get it.
You don’t get what?
You’re an eleven and I’m a four.
I have no idea what you’re talking about.
wait can someone tell me what this is from? because i need to see this!
it’s from the show my mad fat diary.
Luke and I were looking at Hieronymus Bosch’s painting The Garden of Earthly Delights and discovered, much to our amusement, music written upon the posterior of one of the many tortured denizens of the rightmost panel of the painting which is intended to represent Hell. I decided to transcribe it into modern notation, assuming the second line of the staff is C, as is common for chants of this era.
so yes this is LITERALLY the 600-years-old butt song from hell
Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.
look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon
And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.
And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.
"Ideally, the march is about taking pride in what you are. But this year’s upsurge in numbers is a reflection of the community’s anger and hurt over being recriminalised. If courts think they can brush us off and treat us like sub-humans they need to see how they have ended up giving the movement a shot in the arm instead. This movement will grow and succeed." - Ashok Row Kavi